{"product_id":"festive-as-f-ck","title":"Festive as F*ck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho’s ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle \u0026amp; thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the holidays with this collection of festive f*cking patterns–and maybe even make a few gifts to boot!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44252567732267,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0138\/8694\/7386\/files\/9798886740769.jpg?v=1782509990","url":"https:\/\/shophighlandside.com\/products\/festive-as-f-ck","provider":"HighlandSide Interiors, Gifts and Monogramming","version":"1.0","type":"link"}